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The Second Ottoman–Venetian War was fought from 1499 to 1503 between the Ottoman Empire and the Republic of Venice for control of contested lands in the Aegean Sea, the Ionian Sea, and the Adriatic Sea. The Ottomans, under the command of Admiral Kemal Reis, were victorious and forced the Venetians to recognise their gains at the end of the war.
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Thylacosmiliformes is an extinct clade of predatory metatherian mammals in the order Sparassodonta, related to the marsupials. Members of this clade are known from the Miocene and Pliocene epochs of South America. The most notable thylacosmiliforms, such as Thylacosmilus, comprise the more exclusive family Thylacosmilidae and have prominent saber teeth.
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