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Scabbling—also called scappling—is the process of reducing stone or concrete. In masonry, it refers to shaping a stone to a rough square by use of an axe or hammer. In Kent, rag-stone masons call this \"knobbling\". It was similarly used to shape grindstones.
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Mathew Tyler Oakley is an American YouTuber, actor, activist, author, television personality and Twitch streamer. Much of Oakley's activism has been dedicated to LGBTQ youth, LGBTQ rights, as well as social issues including health care, education, and the prevention of suicide among LGBTQ youth. Oakley regularly posts material on various topics, including pop culture and humor.
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Johan Martin Schønheyder was a Danish Supreme Court attorney. In 1828, after closing his practice, he was appointed an extraordinary Supreme Court justice. He started practicing law during the time of Denmark-Norway.
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